{"title":"HOODIE WARD","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBear Market Division — Field Gear\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eMilitary-grade thermal protection for extended periods of portfolio hypothermia. Heavyweight cotton construction rated for -99% wind chill. Each unit features REKTWEAR Toy Co. patch approval and institutional distressing.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eINDICATION:\u003c\/strong\u003e Prolonged exposure to bear markets without adequate emotional insulation.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDOSAGE:\u003c\/strong\u003e Layer as needed. Hood up during red candles.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSIDE EFFECTS:\u003c\/strong\u003e Involuntary HODLing, delusions of recovery, warmth.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","products":[],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1002\/1014\/7655\/collections\/hoodie-ward.png?v=1786901477","url":"https:\/\/rektwear.co\/collections\/hoodie-ward.oembed","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}