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Two after seeing the final total.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSIDE EFFECTS: Wallet depletion, involuntary screaming, irrational hostility toward network congestion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHE BLOCKCHAIN THAT ATE MY WALLET.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFirst came the transaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen came the fee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen something enormous climbed out of the mempool and started destroying the city.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGASZILLA is what happens when network congestion stops being a number and becomes a kaiju. Built from gas, bad timing and every transaction you approved because “it’ll probably be cheaper in a minute.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt was not cheaper in a minute.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on THE HEAVY — 240GSM with the boxy T2 silhouette: substantial enough to carry the full illustrated chaos, relaxed enough for everyday wear, and considerably less destructive than interacting with the chain during peak hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe city can be rebuilt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe ETH is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNOTHING TO PROVE. 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