T2 - THE HEAVY Gas Fees Ate My Lunch
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RX-017
INDICATION: Repeated exposure to transactions costing more than the thing being purchased.
DOSAGE: One after checking gas. Two if you clicked confirm anyway.
SIDE EFFECTS: Empty wallet, skipped meals, irrational attachment to block space.
YOU PAID THE NETWORK. THE NETWORK ATE FIRST.
You had lunch money.
Then you had a transaction.
The transaction won.
Gas Fees Ate My Lunch is dedicated to everyone who watched a $12 purchase become a financial event because the blockchain decided today was surge pricing.
You stared at the fee.
You complained about the fee.
You paid the fee.
This is why we have a support group.
Printed on THE HEAVY — 240GSM with the boxy T2 silhouette: substantial enough to feel premium, relaxed enough to live in, and nowhere near heavy enough to explain what just happened to your wallet.
At least the shirt arrived.
Lunch remains under investigation.
NOTHING TO PROVE. NOTHING LEARNED.
— REKTWEAR
SPECS
• 240GSM / 7.1 oz
• Boxy fit
• THE HEAVY — T2 construction
• Gas Fees Ate My Lunch graphic
• Heavyweight streetwear silhouette
FIT
Boxy, not gigantic. Structured, not rigid. Heavy, not armor.
Stay true to size for the intended REKTWEAR boxy fit. Size down if you prefer a closer silhouette.
CARE
Wash cold. Hang dry. Wear it like a badge.
SHIPPING
Made to order through our current fulfillment network. Delivery times vary by destination; the current estimate is shown at checkout.
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
RX-SIZE // FIT PROTOCOL
FIT GUIDE
THE HEAVY — 240GSM. Boxy with dropped shoulders. Choose your usual size for the intended drape; size down for a closer fit.
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Cold wash · Hang dry · Measure first
CASE FILE // DETAILS
RX-017
INDICATION: Repeated exposure to transactions costing more than the thing being purchased.
DOSAGE: One after checking gas. Two if you clicked confirm anyway.
SIDE EFFECTS: Empty wallet, skipped meals, irrational attachment to block space.
YOU PAID THE NETWORK. THE NETWORK ATE FIRST.
You had lunch money.
Then you had a transaction.
The transaction won.
Gas Fees Ate My Lunch is dedicated to everyone who watched a $12 purchase become a financial event because the blockchain decided today was surge pricing.
You stared at the fee.
You complained about the fee.
You paid the fee.
This is why we have a support group.
Printed on THE HEAVY — 240GSM with the boxy T2 silhouette: substantial enough to feel premium, relaxed enough to live in, and nowhere near heavy enough to explain what just happened to your wallet.
At least the shirt arrived.
Lunch remains under investigation.
NOTHING TO PROVE. NOTHING LEARNED.
— REKTWEAR
SPECS
• 240GSM / 7.1 oz
• Boxy fit
• THE HEAVY — T2 construction
• Gas Fees Ate My Lunch graphic
• Heavyweight streetwear silhouette
FIT
Boxy, not gigantic. Structured, not rigid. Heavy, not armor.
Stay true to size for the intended REKTWEAR boxy fit. Size down if you prefer a closer silhouette.
CARE
Wash cold. Hang dry. Wear it like a badge.
SHIPPING
Made to order through our current fulfillment network. Delivery times vary by destination; the current estimate is shown at checkout.
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
- SIDE EFFECTSSudden compliments, unsolicited chart talk, urge to screenshot your losses.
SIMILAR SYMPTOMS
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