T4 - THE ULTRA Gas Fees Ate My Lunch
GARMENT DETAILS ON RECORD
FULL CASE FILE EXPAND DETAILS COLLAPSE DETAILS
RX-005
INDICATION: Chronic optimism despite all available evidence.
DOSAGE: 1 per market crash. Do not exceed.
SIDE EFFECTS: Belonging, knowing nods from strangers, hope.
GROUP SESSION: ON-CHAIN HELL. PATIENT ID: GWEI BURNER.
You ordered the bento. You paid the gas. The gas cost more than the bento. Now the bento is ash, the ETH is burning, and the highway leads exactly nowhere. This is not a bug. This is the protocol. We all paid the toll. We all got rekt at the toll booth. ETH or die is not a tattoo — it is a binding contract you signed with your wallet.
Printed on 12.5 ounces of 100% pre-shrunk cotton. 425GSM. Oversized drop-shoulder. The fabric is heavier than the gas fee. Barely.
Welcome to the on-chain hell. The lunch is gone. The receipt is eternal. Admission was free. Recovery is not guaranteed.
— REKTWEAR
SPECS
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton
• 425GSM / 12.5 oz
• Oversized drop-shoulder fit
• Ships in branded charcoal packaging
FIT
Model is 6'0" / 183cm, wearing size L. Oversized fit — size down for a closer body, true to size for the boxy drape.
CARE
Wash cold. Hang dry. Wear it like a badge.
SHIPPING
Made to order through our current fulfillment network. Delivery times vary by destination; the current estimate is shown at checkout.
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
RX-SIZE // FIT PROTOCOL
FIT GUIDE
THE ULTRA TEE — 425GSM. Oversized and drop-shouldered. Choose your usual size for the intended oversized fit; size down for a closer fit.
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Cold wash · Hang dry · Measure first
CASE FILE // DETAILS
RX-005
INDICATION: Chronic optimism despite all available evidence.
DOSAGE: 1 per market crash. Do not exceed.
SIDE EFFECTS: Belonging, knowing nods from strangers, hope.
GROUP SESSION: ON-CHAIN HELL. PATIENT ID: GWEI BURNER.
You ordered the bento. You paid the gas. The gas cost more than the bento. Now the bento is ash, the ETH is burning, and the highway leads exactly nowhere. This is not a bug. This is the protocol. We all paid the toll. We all got rekt at the toll booth. ETH or die is not a tattoo — it is a binding contract you signed with your wallet.
Printed on 12.5 ounces of 100% pre-shrunk cotton. 425GSM. Oversized drop-shoulder. The fabric is heavier than the gas fee. Barely.
Welcome to the on-chain hell. The lunch is gone. The receipt is eternal. Admission was free. Recovery is not guaranteed.
— REKTWEAR
SPECS
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton
• 425GSM / 12.5 oz
• Oversized drop-shoulder fit
• Ships in branded charcoal packaging
FIT
Model is 6'0" / 183cm, wearing size L. Oversized fit — size down for a closer body, true to size for the boxy drape.
CARE
Wash cold. Hang dry. Wear it like a badge.
SHIPPING
Made to order through our current fulfillment network. Delivery times vary by destination; the current estimate is shown at checkout.
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
- SIDE EFFECTSSudden compliments, unsolicited chart talk, urge to screenshot your losses.
SIMILAR SYMPTOMS
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