{"product_id":"the-ultra-tee-to-the-moon-425gsm-oversized-rektwear","title":"The Ultra Tee — To The Moon | 425GSM Oversized | REKTWEAR","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRX-009\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eINDICATION:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chronic optimism despite all available evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDOSAGE:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 per market crash. Do not exceed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIDE EFFECTS:\u003c\/strong\u003e Belonging, knowing nods from strangers, hope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFLIGHT OPERATIONS — MISSION STATUS: INCOMPLETE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou said it. They said it. The chart said it. The rocket was on the screen, the moon was in the corner, and the promise was in the air. Then the booster cut out. Then the altitude read negative. Then the moon got farther. We are all standing in the same puddle, looking up at the same cloud cover, wearing the same shirt we bought with the money that was supposed to be on the lunar surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on 12.5 ounces of 100% pre-shrunk cotton. 425GSM. Oversized drop-shoulder. The fabric is heavier than the rocket fuel you were promised.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the launchpad. Admission was free. Recovery is not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e— REKTWEAR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eSPECS\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 100% pre-shrunk cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 425GSM \/ 12.5 oz\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Oversized drop-shoulder fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Ships in branded charcoal packaging\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eFIT\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eModel is 6'0\" \/ 183cm, wearing size L. Oversized fit — size down for a closer body, true to size for the boxy drape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eCARE\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash cold. Hang dry. Wear it like a badge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHIPPING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted in-house and shipped within 48 hours. Standard delivery to the US: 7–12 business days. Express available at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PODpartner","offers":[{"title":"Off White \/ XS","offer_id":54635340529991,"sku":"110U018YCHM02392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ XS","offer_id":54635340562759,"sku":"110U018YCLM02392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carbon Gray \/ XS","offer_id":54635340595527,"sku":"110U018YCMM02392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cactus Green \/ XS","offer_id":54635340628295,"sku":"110U018YCNM02392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":54635340661063,"sku":"110U018YCQM02392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash Gray \/ XS","offer_id":54635340693831,"sku":"110U018YCRM02392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Off White \/ S","offer_id":54635340726599,"sku":"110U018YCHM03392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ S","offer_id":54635340759367,"sku":"110U018YCLM03392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carbon Gray \/ S","offer_id":54635340792135,"sku":"110U018YCMM03392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cactus Green \/ S","offer_id":54635340824903,"sku":"110U018YCNM03392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54635340857671,"sku":"110U018YCQM03392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash Gray \/ S","offer_id":54635340890439,"sku":"110U018YCRM03392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Off White \/ M","offer_id":54635340923207,"sku":"110U018YCHM04392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ M","offer_id":54635340955975,"sku":"110U018YCLM04392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carbon Gray \/ M","offer_id":54635340988743,"sku":"110U018YCMM04392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cactus Green \/ M","offer_id":54635341021511,"sku":"110U018YCNM04392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54635341054279,"sku":"110U018YCQM04392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash Gray \/ M","offer_id":54635341087047,"sku":"110U018YCRM04392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Off White \/ L","offer_id":54635341119815,"sku":"110U018YCHM05392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ L","offer_id":54635341152583,"sku":"110U018YCLM05392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carbon Gray \/ L","offer_id":54635341185351,"sku":"110U018YCMM05392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cactus Green \/ L","offer_id":54635341218119,"sku":"110U018YCNM05392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54635341250887,"sku":"110U018YCQM05392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash Gray \/ L","offer_id":54635341283655,"sku":"110U018YCRM05392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Off White \/ XL","offer_id":54635341316423,"sku":"110U018YCHM06392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ XL","offer_id":54635341349191,"sku":"110U018YCLM06392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carbon Gray \/ XL","offer_id":54635341381959,"sku":"110U018YCMM06392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cactus Green \/ XL","offer_id":54635341414727,"sku":"110U018YCNM06392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54635341447495,"sku":"110U018YCQM06392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash Gray \/ XL","offer_id":54635341480263,"sku":"110U018YCRM06392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Off White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54635341513031,"sku":"110U018YCHM07392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":54635341545799,"sku":"110U018YCLM07392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carbon Gray \/ 2XL","offer_id":54635341578567,"sku":"110U018YCMM07392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cactus Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54635341611335,"sku":"110U018YCNM07392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54635341644103,"sku":"110U018YCQM07392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash Gray \/ 2XL","offer_id":54635341676871,"sku":"110U018YCRM07392970","price":51.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1002\/1014\/7655\/files\/male_6af9f67d-adf0-4ea2-8ac9-d00d61b995d1.png?v=1786850570","url":"https:\/\/rektwear.co\/products\/the-ultra-tee-to-the-moon-425gsm-oversized-rektwear","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}