The Ultra Tee — YOLO Dogcoin | 425GSM Oversized | REKTWEAR

RX-003

INDICATION: Chronic optimism despite all available evidence.

DOSAGE: 1 per market crash. Do not exceed.

SIDE EFFECTS: Belonging, knowing nods from strangers, hope.

GROUP SESSION: MEMECOIN TRAUMA. PATIENT ID: YOLO.

You saw the rocket. You saw the dog. You saw the moon. You did not see the cliff. Now you own 47 million coins worth less than the gas it took to buy them. The sunglasses stay on so nobody sees the fear in your eyes. The gold chain is fake. The portfolio is real. The anxiety is certified.

Printed on 12.5 ounces of 100% pre-shrunk cotton. 425GSM. Oversized drop-shoulder. The rocket in the background is still smoking. The meeting is now in session.

Welcome to the group. Admission was free. Recovery is not guaranteed.

— REKTWEAR

SPECS

• 100% pre-shrunk cotton

• 425GSM / 12.5 oz

• Oversized drop-shoulder fit

• Ships in branded charcoal packaging

FIT

Model is 6'0" / 183cm, wearing size L. Oversized fit — size down for a closer body, true to size for the boxy drape.

CARE

Wash cold. Hang dry. Wear it like a badge.

SHIPPING

Crafted in-house and shipped within 48 hours. Standard delivery to the US: 7–12 business days. Express available at checkout.