The Heavy Tee — Gas Fees Ate My Lunch | 240GSM Boxy | REKTWEAR

RX-017
INDICATION: Repeated exposure to transactions costing more than the thing being purchased.
DOSAGE: One after checking gas. Two if you clicked confirm anyway.
SIDE EFFECTS: Empty wallet, skipped meals, irrational attachment to block space.

YOU PAID THE NETWORK. THE NETWORK ATE FIRST.

You had lunch money.

Then you had a transaction.

The transaction won.

Gas Fees Ate My Lunch is dedicated to everyone who watched a $12 purchase become a financial event because the blockchain decided today was surge pricing.

You stared at the fee.

You complained about the fee.

You paid the fee.

This is why we have a support group.

Printed on THE HEAVY — 240GSM with the boxy T2 silhouette: substantial enough to feel premium, relaxed enough to live in, and nowhere near heavy enough to explain what just happened to your wallet.

At least the shirt arrived.

Lunch remains under investigation.

NOTHING TO PROVE. NOTHING LEARNED.

— REKTWEAR

SPECS
• 240GSM / 7.1 oz
• Boxy fit
• THE HEAVY — T2 construction
• Gas Fees Ate My Lunch graphic
• Heavyweight streetwear silhouette

FIT
Boxy, not gigantic. Structured, not rigid. Heavy, not armor.
Stay true to size for the intended REKTWEAR boxy fit. Size down if you prefer a closer silhouette.

CARE
Wash cold. Hang dry. Wear it like a badge.

SHIPPING

Made to order through our current fulfillment network. Delivery times vary by destination; the current estimate is shown at checkout.

NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.