The Heavy Tee — GASZILLA | 240GSM Boxy | REKTWEAR

RX-022
INDICATION: Repeated exposure to gas fees large enough to qualify as natural disasters.
DOSAGE: One before approving the transaction. Two after seeing the final total.
SIDE EFFECTS: Wallet depletion, involuntary screaming, irrational hostility toward network congestion.

THE BLOCKCHAIN THAT ATE MY WALLET.

First came the transaction.

Then came the fee.

Then something enormous climbed out of the mempool and started destroying the city.

GASZILLA is what happens when network congestion stops being a number and becomes a kaiju. Built from gas, bad timing and every transaction you approved because “it’ll probably be cheaper in a minute.”

It was not cheaper in a minute.

Printed on THE HEAVY — 240GSM with the boxy T2 silhouette: substantial enough to carry the full illustrated chaos, relaxed enough for everyday wear, and considerably less destructive than interacting with the chain during peak hours.

The city can be rebuilt.

The ETH is gone.

NOTHING TO PROVE. NOTHING LEARNED.

— REKTWEAR

SPECS

• 240GSM / 7.1 oz

• Boxy fit

• THE HEAVY — T2 construction

• GASZILLA hero graphic

• Heavyweight streetwear silhouette

FIT

Boxy, not gigantic. Structured, not rigid. Heavy, not armor.

Stay true to size for the intended REKTWEAR boxy fit. Size down if you prefer a closer silhouette.

CARE

Wash cold. Hang dry. Wear it like a badge.

SHIPPING

Made to order through our current fulfillment network. Delivery times vary by destination; the current estimate is shown at checkout.

NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.