The Ultra Hoodie — Bear Market Uniform | 440GSM Sun Faded Oversized |

RX-012
INDICATION: Chronic optimism despite all available evidence.
DOSAGE: 1 per market crash. Do not exceed.
SIDE EFFECTS: Belonging, knowing nods from strangers, hope.

ISSUED GEAR. 1ST DIVISION. BATTLE-WORN. STATUS: STILL HOLDING.

You did not request this uniform. You earned it. Through the Battle of 69K, the Great Correction, Luna Fall, and the FTX Siege. The flag is torn, the chart is red, and the helmet stays on. This is the official issue of the 1st REKTWEAR Division — property of the Department of Financial Coping. The bear does not retreat. The bear holds.

At 440GSM — 13 ounces of 100% pre-shrunk cotton — this is the heaviest hoodie we make. Sun-faded finish. Oversized. Drop-shoulder. Heavy-duty drawcord. The fabric holds its shape like a decision you already made. The wash is not a defect; it is a veteran's patina. The hood stays up. The cuffs don't stretch out. The pocket doesn't sag.

This is not a hoodie. This is a deployment.

Welcome to the division. Admission was free. Recovery is not guaranteed.

— REKTWEAR

SPECS

• 100% pre-shrunk cotton

• 440GSM / 13 oz

• Sun-faded washed finish

• Oversized drop-shoulder fit

• Ships in branded charcoal packaging

FIT

Model is 6'0" / 183cm, wearing size L. Oversized fit — size down for a closer body, true to size for the boxy drape.

CARE

Wash cold. Hang dry. Wear it like a badge.

SHIPPING

Crafted in-house and shipped within 48 hours. Standard delivery to the US: 7–12 business days. Express available at checkout.