The Ultra Hoodie — WAGMI Bear | 440GSM Oversized | REKTWEAR

RX-014
INDICATION: Chronic optimism following catastrophic portfolio impairment.
DOSAGE: 1 per market crash. Repeat as necessary.
SIDE EFFECTS: False confidence, group membership, inability to stop saying “we’re so back.”

GROUP MASCOT, CHARACTER CARD #1. STATUS: NOT OKAY.

The WAGMI Bear has seen things.

Bought the top. Held the bag. Watched the rocket leave without him, come back down, and embed itself in the dirt. The suit is torn. The wallet is empty. The conviction remains medically unexplained.

Now he comes printed on 13 ounces of heavyweight cotton built for the kind of winter that has nothing to do with weather.

440GSM. 100% pre-shrunk cotton fleece. Oversized drop-shoulder construction with a thick structured hood, wide sleeves, heavy kangaroo pocket and enough fabric to qualify as emotional infrastructure. It hangs heavy, holds its shape and does not behave like an ordinary hoodie.

Neither does the person wearing it.

This is not optimism.

This is documented refusal to learn.

Welcome to the meeting.

— REKTWEAR

SPECS
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton fleece
• 440GSM / 13.0 oz
• Oversized drop-shoulder fit
• Thick, structured heavyweight hood
• Deep kangaroo pocket
• Wide heavyweight cuffs and hem
• Ships in branded charcoal packaging

FIT
Oversized, boxy and deliberately heavy. Size down for a closer body; stay true to size for the full REKTWEAR drape.

CARE
Wash cold. Hang dry. Wear it like a badge.

SHIPPING
Crafted in-house and shipped within 48 hours. Standard delivery to the US: 7–12 business days. Express available at checkout.