The Ultra Tee — Gas Fees Ate My Lunch | 425GSM Oversized | REKTWEAR

RX-005 

INDICATION: Chronic optimism despite all available evidence.

DOSAGE: 1 per market crash. Do not exceed.

SIDE EFFECTS: Belonging, knowing nods from strangers, hope.

GROUP SESSION: ON-CHAIN HELL. PATIENT ID: GWEI BURNER.

You ordered the bento. You paid the gas. The gas cost more than the bento. Now the bento is ash, the ETH is burning, and the highway leads exactly nowhere. This is not a bug. This is the protocol. We all paid the toll. We all got rekt at the toll booth. ETH or die is not a tattoo — it is a binding contract you signed with your wallet.

Printed on 12.5 ounces of 100% pre-shrunk cotton. 425GSM. Oversized drop-shoulder. The fabric is heavier than the gas fee. Barely.

Welcome to the on-chain hell. The lunch is gone. The receipt is eternal. Admission was free. Recovery is not guaranteed.

— REKTWEAR

SPECS

• 100% pre-shrunk cotton

• 425GSM / 12.5 oz

• Oversized drop-shoulder fit

• Ships in branded charcoal packaging

FIT

Model is 6'0" / 183cm, wearing size L. Oversized fit — size down for a closer body, true to size for the boxy drape.

CARE

Wash cold. Hang dry. Wear it like a badge.

SHIPPING

Crafted in-house and shipped within 48 hours. Standard delivery to the US: 7–12 business days. Express available at checkout.