The Ultra Tee — Sad PEPECOIN | 425GSM Oversized | REKTWEAR

RX-010

INDICATION: Chronic optimism despite all available evidence.

DOSAGE: 1 per market crash. Do not exceed.

SIDE EFFECTS: Belonging, knowing nods from strangers, hope.

LUNAR ORBIT DIVISION — MISSION STATUS: OXYGEN DEPLETED.

You suited up. You checked the seals. The helmet locked and the stars looked close enough to touch. Then the booster separated. Then the comms went dark. Then you realized the moon was a reflection on the visor. We are all in the same capsule, breathing the same recycled air, watching the same tear float in zero gravity. The frog is not sad. The frog is just the only one honest enough to cry about it.

Printed on 12.5 ounces of 100% pre-shrunk cotton. 425GSM. Oversized drop-shoulder. The fabric is heavier than the atmosphere you were promised.

Welcome to the orbit. Admission was free. Recovery is not guaranteed.

— REKTWEAR

SPECS

• 100% pre-shrunk cotton

• 425GSM / 12.5 oz

• Oversized drop-shoulder fit

• Ships in branded charcoal packaging

FIT

Model is 6'0" / 183cm, wearing size L. Oversized fit — size down for a closer body, true to size for the boxy drape.

CARE

Wash cold. Hang dry. Wear it like a badge.

SHIPPING

Crafted in-house and shipped within 48 hours. Standard delivery to the US: 7–12 business days. Express available at checkout.