T4 - THE ULTRA WAGMI Bear
GARMENT DETAILS ON RECORD
FULL CASE FILE EXPAND DETAILS COLLAPSE DETAILS
RX-001
INDICATION: Chronic optimism following catastrophic portfolio impairment and repeated exposure to “we’re so back.”
DOSAGE: One 425GSM issue per market crash. Repeat as necessary after consulting the size chart.
SIDE EFFECTS: False confidence. Group membership. Rocket-site recognition. Inability to stop documenting the damage.
GROUP MASCOT, CHARACTER CARD #1. STATUS: NOT OKAY.
The WAGMI Bear is not a symbol of hope. He is a cautionary tale in a torn suit. Bought the top. Held the bag. Watched the rocket crash into the same dirt he is standing on. He is every member of this group, and he is wearing it anyway.
Printed jumbo on 12.5 ounces of 100% pre-shrunk cotton. 425GSM. Oversized drop-shoulder. The collar holds. The hem does not curl. The fabric is heavier than the portfolio.
This is not a meme. This is a membership card. Welcome to the meeting.
— REKTWEAR
SPECS
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton
• 425GSM / 12.5 oz
• Oversized drop-shoulder fit
• Ships in branded charcoal packaging
FIT
Model is 6'0" / 183cm, wearing size L. Oversized fit — size down for a closer body, true to size for the boxy drape.
CARE
Wash cold. Hang dry. Wear it like a badge.
SHIPPING
Made to order through our current fulfillment network. Delivery times vary by destination; the current estimate is shown at checkout.
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
RX-SIZE // FIT PROTOCOL
FIT GUIDE
THE ULTRA TEE — 425GSM. Oversized and drop-shouldered. Choose your usual size for the intended oversized fit; size down for a closer fit.
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Cold wash · Hang dry · Measure first
CASE FILE // DETAILS
RX-001
INDICATION: Chronic optimism following catastrophic portfolio impairment and repeated exposure to “we’re so back.”
DOSAGE: One 425GSM issue per market crash. Repeat as necessary after consulting the size chart.
SIDE EFFECTS: False confidence. Group membership. Rocket-site recognition. Inability to stop documenting the damage.
GROUP MASCOT, CHARACTER CARD #1. STATUS: NOT OKAY.
The WAGMI Bear is not a symbol of hope. He is a cautionary tale in a torn suit. Bought the top. Held the bag. Watched the rocket crash into the same dirt he is standing on. He is every member of this group, and he is wearing it anyway.
Printed jumbo on 12.5 ounces of 100% pre-shrunk cotton. 425GSM. Oversized drop-shoulder. The collar holds. The hem does not curl. The fabric is heavier than the portfolio.
This is not a meme. This is a membership card. Welcome to the meeting.
— REKTWEAR
SPECS
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton
• 425GSM / 12.5 oz
• Oversized drop-shoulder fit
• Ships in branded charcoal packaging
FIT
Model is 6'0" / 183cm, wearing size L. Oversized fit — size down for a closer body, true to size for the boxy drape.
CARE
Wash cold. Hang dry. Wear it like a badge.
SHIPPING
Made to order through our current fulfillment network. Delivery times vary by destination; the current estimate is shown at checkout.
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
- SIDE EFFECTSSudden compliments, unsolicited chart talk, urge to screenshot your losses.
SIMILAR SYMPTOMS
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