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T1 - THE STANDARD Penguin Diversification

¥5,700
Color
Size

RX-SIZE // FIT PROTOCOL

FIT GUIDE

THE HEAVY — 240GSM. Boxy cut, dropped shoulders. Take your usual size for the intended drape. Size down for a classic fit.

THE ULTRA — 440GSM. Heavyweight and structured. Take your usual size. It does not stretch. Neither will you.

Between sizes? Size down. Coping shrinks no one.

Cold wash. Hang dry. Cope often.

GARMENT DETAILS ON RECORD
FULL CASE FILE EXPAND DETAILS COLLAPSE DETAILS

RX-055
INDICATION: Portfolio contains several coins and one shared direction.
DOSAGE: Present the allocation chart whenever anyone asks whether this was intentional.
SIDE EFFECTS: More tabs, more logos, and the same suspiciously synchronized candle.

THE PORTFOLIO CHANGED. THE OUTCOME KEPT ITS APPOINTMENT.

Bitcoin.

Ethereum.

Solana.

Dogecoin.

PENGU.

Several positions. Several communities. One impressively coordinated direction.

The allocation looked sophisticated right up until every asset discovered the same exit.

The distressed back graphic reads PENGUIN DIVERSIFICATION. and OUTCOME UNCHANGED. A suited penguin stands above a stacked portfolio of BTC, ETH, SOL and DOGE emblems, carrying a briefcase marked PENGU while a second penguin conducts an unscheduled liquidity test.

Printed on T1 | THE STANDARD — an everyday 180GSM / 5.3 oz crew-neck tee with a familiar Classic / Regular fit. Straightforward fabric. Immediate recognition. The portfolio was complicated enough.

Different assets.
Shared tide.

STANDARD PROCEDURE.

— REKTWEAR

SPECS

• 180GSM / 5.3 oz fabric weight
• Classic / Regular silhouette
• Short-sleeve crew-neck construction
• Large centered Penguin Diversification back graphic
• Distressed bone, charcoal and rust-toned artwork
• REKTWEAR sleeve mark

FIT

Classic through the body with a familiar regular drape. This is the everyday T1 silhouette—not an oversized, boxy or drop-shouldered heavyweight tee. Use the garment measurement chart to select your preferred fit.

CARE

Wash cold. Hang dry. Wear it like a badge.

SHIPPING

Made to order through our current fulfillment network. Delivery times vary by destination; the current estimate is shown at checkout.

NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.

JAPAN SHIPPING: FREE ON ORDERS ¥12,000+ Made to order · Delivery estimate shown before payment
Shipping & delivery policy → Damaged or wrong item? 30-day make-it-right promise →
CASE FILE // DETAILS

RX-055
INDICATION: Portfolio contains several coins and one shared direction.
DOSAGE: Present the allocation chart whenever anyone asks whether this was intentional.
SIDE EFFECTS: More tabs, more logos, and the same suspiciously synchronized candle.

THE PORTFOLIO CHANGED. THE OUTCOME KEPT ITS APPOINTMENT.

Bitcoin.

Ethereum.

Solana.

Dogecoin.

PENGU.

Several positions. Several communities. One impressively coordinated direction.

The allocation looked sophisticated right up until every asset discovered the same exit.

The distressed back graphic reads PENGUIN DIVERSIFICATION. and OUTCOME UNCHANGED. A suited penguin stands above a stacked portfolio of BTC, ETH, SOL and DOGE emblems, carrying a briefcase marked PENGU while a second penguin conducts an unscheduled liquidity test.

Printed on T1 | THE STANDARD — an everyday 180GSM / 5.3 oz crew-neck tee with a familiar Classic / Regular fit. Straightforward fabric. Immediate recognition. The portfolio was complicated enough.

Different assets.
Shared tide.

STANDARD PROCEDURE.

— REKTWEAR

SPECS

• 180GSM / 5.3 oz fabric weight
• Classic / Regular silhouette
• Short-sleeve crew-neck construction
• Large centered Penguin Diversification back graphic
• Distressed bone, charcoal and rust-toned artwork
• REKTWEAR sleeve mark

FIT

Classic through the body with a familiar regular drape. This is the everyday T1 silhouette—not an oversized, boxy or drop-shouldered heavyweight tee. Use the garment measurement chart to select your preferred fit.

CARE

Wash cold. Hang dry. Wear it like a badge.

SHIPPING

Made to order through our current fulfillment network. Delivery times vary by destination; the current estimate is shown at checkout.

NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.

℞
REKTWEAR CLINIC
Department of Coping & Textiles
RX-055
14.10.2026
PATIENT The bearer of this wallet
  • SIDE EFFECTSSudden compliments, unsolicited chart talk, urge to screenshot your losses.
AVAILABILITY: see current variant status
Dr. Rekt M.D. — Meme Dealer
APPROVED ✶ WEAR IT LIKE A BADGE

SIMILAR SYMPTOMS

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