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T1 - THE STANDARD Gas Fees Ate My Lunch

¥5,700
Color
Size

RX-SIZE // FIT PROTOCOL

FIT GUIDE

THE HEAVY — 240GSM. Boxy cut, dropped shoulders. Take your usual size for the intended drape. Size down for a classic fit.

THE ULTRA — 440GSM. Heavyweight and structured. Take your usual size. It does not stretch. Neither will you.

Between sizes? Size down. Coping shrinks no one.

Cold wash. Hang dry. Cope often.

GARMENT DETAILS ON RECORD
FULL CASE FILE EXPAND DETAILS COLLAPSE DETAILS

RX-026

INDICATION: Repeated exposure to transactions where the fee costs more than the thing you wanted.

DOSAGE: One after checking gas. Repeat if you clicked confirm anyway.

SIDE EFFECTS: Wallet depletion, skipped meals, permanent distrust of “network congestion.”


YOU HAD LUNCH MONEY.


Then you had a transaction.


Gas Fees Ate My Lunch is for everyone who watched a completely ordinary purchase become a financial event because the blockchain decided today was expensive.


You checked the fee.

You complained about the fee.

You paid the fee.


Standard procedure.


Printed on THE STANDARD — 180GSM / 5.3 oz with a classic regular fit made for everyday wear. Lighter, simpler and easier than the heavier REKTWEAR tiers, without losing the part where the graphic quietly explains why your wallet looks like that.


The transaction confirmed.


Lunch did not.


NOTHING TO PROVE. NOTHING LEARNED.


— REKTWEAR


SPECS

• 180GSM / 5.3 oz

• Classic / regular fit

• THE STANDARD — T1 construction

• Gas Fees Ate My Lunch graphic

• Everyday unisex silhouette


FIT

Classic regular fit with a more conventional silhouette than THE HEAVY, THE SUPER or THE ULTRA.

Stay true to size for the intended fit. Size up if you prefer a looser streetwear silhouette.


CARE

Wash cold. Hang dry. Wear it like a badge.


SHIPPING

Made to order through our current fulfillment network. Delivery times vary by destination; the current estimate is shown at checkout.


NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.

JAPAN SHIPPING: FREE ON ORDERS ¥12,000+ Made to order · Delivery estimate shown before payment
Shipping & delivery policy → Damaged or wrong item? 30-day make-it-right promise →
CASE FILE // DETAILS

RX-026

INDICATION: Repeated exposure to transactions where the fee costs more than the thing you wanted.

DOSAGE: One after checking gas. Repeat if you clicked confirm anyway.

SIDE EFFECTS: Wallet depletion, skipped meals, permanent distrust of “network congestion.”


YOU HAD LUNCH MONEY.


Then you had a transaction.


Gas Fees Ate My Lunch is for everyone who watched a completely ordinary purchase become a financial event because the blockchain decided today was expensive.


You checked the fee.

You complained about the fee.

You paid the fee.


Standard procedure.


Printed on THE STANDARD — 180GSM / 5.3 oz with a classic regular fit made for everyday wear. Lighter, simpler and easier than the heavier REKTWEAR tiers, without losing the part where the graphic quietly explains why your wallet looks like that.


The transaction confirmed.


Lunch did not.


NOTHING TO PROVE. NOTHING LEARNED.


— REKTWEAR


SPECS

• 180GSM / 5.3 oz

• Classic / regular fit

• THE STANDARD — T1 construction

• Gas Fees Ate My Lunch graphic

• Everyday unisex silhouette


FIT

Classic regular fit with a more conventional silhouette than THE HEAVY, THE SUPER or THE ULTRA.

Stay true to size for the intended fit. Size up if you prefer a looser streetwear silhouette.


CARE

Wash cold. Hang dry. Wear it like a badge.


SHIPPING

Made to order through our current fulfillment network. Delivery times vary by destination; the current estimate is shown at checkout.


NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.

℞
REKTWEAR CLINIC
Department of Coping & Textiles
RX-026
14.10.2026
PATIENT The bearer of this wallet
  • SIDE EFFECTSSudden compliments, unsolicited chart talk, urge to screenshot your losses.
AVAILABILITY: see current variant status
Dr. Rekt M.D. — Meme Dealer
APPROVED ✶ WEAR IT LIKE A BADGE

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